“I have three demands and I won’t sign a deal with a club who aren’t prepared to fill those demands.”
What, I wonder, are these three conditions that Barcelona, Real Madrid, Juventus, United and every top club around the world will be desperately trying to achieve? No games on a Sunday because of hangovers perhaps? A separate, gold plated changing room just for Nick maybe? Does anybody know?
One of the demands must surely be a new insurance broker, after the Danish Talent of the Year 2007 was recently in trouble for driving with no cover. Bendtner apparently told Police that he had someone who sorts that out for him. Maybe he wants a clause in his contract that ensures that all fines will be taken care of, whether for criminal damage or publicity seeking buffoonery.
It could be something as simple as insisting on the squad number 52, which he demanded at Arsenal in 2009. It is a very special number to him, coincidentally being the amount, in percent, of effort that he puts in when playing. Unfortunately for Arsenal fans, Wenger has failed to persuade the Dane that he should stay, so we will have to see who can lure him away.
I am surprised that he only has three demands. For a man who once got a mark of ten in a confidence rating that only went up to nine, there must be more that he needs. Membership to all the local clubs, Champion’s league football and a lovely throne to sit on do not even begin to do him justice.
Help me out here Gooners, what does Saint Nicklas need?