Wow I know it is an international break, but the rag rumour papers are excelling themselves with the most ridiculous Arsenal rumours that we could possibly imagine. Let’s have a look and see which you think is the most unbelievable….
Arsenal can sign Harry Kane
The idiotic Arsenal shareholder i know has suggested that the Gunners could sign Harry Kane simply because he was a Gooner as a youngster, and played for our academy before Arsenal rejected him. Morgan said: “Harry Kane’s brilliant. World-class? I think Harry Kane is world-class,”
“We did it with Sol Campbell so we can do it again – Harry Kane’s a Gooner and we will get him back. Harry, we need you. Come home!”
Yeah right Piers, I’m sure that’s going to work. Can we get him on a free transfer as well, please?
Bayern Munich want Olivier Giroud
It seems Robert Lewandowski want Bayern Munich to sign a backup striker so that he can play 20 minutes less every game, which sounds like the perfect job for supersub Olivier Giroud. But listen to what the superstriker actually said: ‘It would definitely be an option to sign a hungry, young striker who wants to learn from an experienced player,’ he told SportBild.
‘It would be a relief for me to play 15 or 20 minutes less in a game, then you have more energy for the next games and a higher probability of staying fit and minimising the risk of injury.
‘Of course, the club hierarchy will decide which striker is worth considering, but clearly we aren’t talking about a top international striker.
‘Strikers of this calibre want to be on the pitch themselves during the season’s decisive games.’
Does that sound like Olivier Giroud? If he wwants a young striker he iis thinking about the future of the club. Giroud is OLDER than Lewandowski, but he is a good sub….
Jack Wilshere to move to Real Betis on a free
The Sun ‘understands’ that Real Betis are close to an understanding with Jack Wilshere over a free transfer to the Spanish minnows in the summer, or a minimal fee in January. This is a rehash of a rumour they first published a fortnight ago. Considering that Jack has just made it clear he wants to stay at Arsenal makes it even more of a mockery…
So those are the three most rridiculous rumours i’ve seen today. In fact they are probably the most ridiculous of this year! But which one made you laugh the most? I’m going for the Giroud to Bayern joke!