A letter to Jose Mourinho by MA
Hello Mr. Jose let me start by a congratulations, for frustrating us by denying us any penetration.
For securing the mighty BPL by some sheer luck and tactical corruption.
For ensuring Arsene’s run against you is nothing but continued frustration.
And giving your darling “the media” pure happiness and absolute satisfaction.
Singing your name with praise like a saviour of the Nation.
I know you are still in the moon already starting celebrations.
But lets pause a little bit, and listen to my confession.
Arsenal is a team of love and unity.
We dont feed on trophies to ensure our continuity.
We feed in pure football at the purest of it’s beauty.
We know Trophies matter because thats the reality.
But the main aim of football is entertainment and also financial stability.
We all know you will argue, and we understand your stupidity.
“Boring is 10 years without a trophy” is that the limit of your thinking capacity?
Or rather your reasoning ability?
How about Chelsea’s 50 year wait, doesn’t that sound like a boring eternity?
Okay lets talk facts because I am sure you have so much information.
Boasting of your trophies records without any consideration.
“Specialist of failure” how do you even come up with that leave alone mastering its pronunciation?
You’ve won in Portugal, England, Italy and Spain, true but with what budget allocations?
Why couldn’t you go for a team with financial limitations?
Why cant you master five years with one team to underline a dictation?
List down a name of a player you have moulded into to a world class as your football contribution?
Even that Cesc you brag about, who gave him his real footballing education?
The only people who love you are the media because of your mental and insultive expressions!
You will hopefully grow up one day and get control of your communication.
But before then dont dare try to mock the Arsenal nation.
Lastly say hi to our long lost brother.
Remind him Arsene is still his second father.
Unless he plans to a list of twenty people to call a father,
I suggest you are the best candidate to be his second mother.
His tenure as a Gunner is gone and now we have another,
assist maker “Ozil” who was under you and never even thought you can be a father.
And we have no ill feelings towards him, so he shouldn’t bother.
So I rest my pen and say goodnight.
From a deeply concerned Gunner. Muha Ankoanko!