An open letter to Diego Simeone. by Lloyd
Dear El Cholo
It is with great admiration and praise that I write this letter to you. To say the least, I am a huge fan. However I do have one problem. I am also a Gunner through and through. But that’s not really my problem.
The problem is, at Arsenal FC we have this guy that deluded fans call Le Prof. Maaan! This guy is a serious pain in the butt. He thinks he knows it all but has nothing to show for it. To make matters worse there are these guys who thinks he knows best. While Pep, Jurgen and Jose are laughing their ass off at what is happening over here.
Maaan! I tell you this guy is clueless. PS! He just included Sanogo in His CL squad, LOL! Actually it is not so funny considering the fact that we are facing Bayern Munich next.
Now see you, my man, you have gained my respect. See you know how to set up your team according to your opposition. You know how to keep them focused. How to motivate them when the chips are down. Man, dude I love your tactics. You still manage to compete with Barca and Real even though you don’t have the budget they have. In fact they respect you.
Now this dude here, oh man! Its like here comes bonus points.
So I’m sure you get the picture. As matter of fact, you might be having a good laugh at us as well. Hell, why not? We are the laughing stocks after all. Please don’t laugh too much, it is a painful experience though. And I think you would agree that no football fan should endure this much pain. I’m sure you are aware how many years it’s been.
So I make a plea to you, please EL Cholo. We need some help over here. We don’t really have tactics during games, except one of course ( we play our own game). Whatever that means.
Look my man. We Arsenal fans are so patient. You don’t even have to win the League or any cup for that matter, well at least not for the first 13 years. But top four on the log is extremely important to us. Now you may say that’s exactly what the old fool is doing. You see, the problem is, I think his luck has finally run out.
We are in danger here, please my man.
At least with you at the helm we will know what passion feels like again. Not to mention the respect we would get from those other guys laughing at us. In fact that is what its all about RESPECT my man. Can you believe the audacity? Even the smaller teams are taking their turn to pick on us, right in our backyards.
My man, please this has to stop. I mean Watford….
What i also do know my man, is that we will not keep ending up 10 points or more behind the leaders at February every year.
So please my man. I personally think you will be a big hit here. I mean if Le dude can do it, than you can do better.
Looking forward to hear from you soon. Your number one Arsenal fan.
PS! How does £8m sound to you? Bet you can’t resist now!