Am I the only Arsenal fan who has been scratching their head recently and wondering why on earth Arsene Wenger keeps leaving Theo Walcott on the bench? No I thought not. The fact that the Sppedy England star did not even come on as a sub against Everton left my flabber even more gasted, especially after the shocking performance of all the other Gunners on Wednesday and the fact that Walcott seemed to give us a real boost when he came on in the Champions League disaster.
I have a theory Gooners. It cannot have been the fact that Theo forgot to buy his boss a birthday card as that was back in October. It must have been Christmas. I reckon that the forward bought Wenger a present and the boss only opened it a couple of weeks ago, perhaps he found it in a cupboard. It was a massive expensive box of chocolates which the prof dug into without looking at what they were, only to find that they were all coffee creams, his least favourite type of chocolate.
Maybe that’s not the reason for the manager snubbing Walcott because that would be really petty but I am struggling to understand why else he is not playing unless he has done something to cheese off ‘Le Grand Fromage’. Any ideas folks?