If only half the Arsenal rumours were true we would be in heaven

The biggest problem with Arsenal transfer rumours is that they fill with you up with hope and then the realisation hits you that it was all bullshit.

If only half the rumours were true we would be in heaven, let’s just take some of todays gossip.

Mohamed Elneny reported to be wanted by Fenerbahce

Oh if only this one was true, he could have been great but he turned out to be a donkey and if there is a club out there that wants him then please take him.

Inter Milan on the verge of buying Granit Xhaka

And I bet he does a better job for them than he has done recently for us.

Laurent Koscielny could be on his way to Bordeaux

He has to go, too old and not the leader we need.

Shkodran Mustafi and Nacho Monreal set to be sold claims the media

Please be true, nothing else to say.

Arsenal looking to beat Manchester United to the signature of PSG’s Thomas Meunier

As Kevin Keegan would, I would just love it if we beat them just love it.

All of that was just from today, if I go back a couple of days there is loads more and while we are also being linked with some donkeys or unknown players because they are cheap, there have been some big name players as well, usually out of our price range but even so, just half of these being true would be like Christmas come early.

But as is normally the case with rumours, most of them, at least 95% in my opinion are usually a load of crap.

But we can only live in hope can’t we?