You have to admit that being an Arsenal fan is never dull, especially when there is no actual football and today is one of those days with a ton of rumours, gossip, opinions and speculation (are they not all the same thing really?)
I actually created a list of Arsenal news and once I looked over it I felt rather despondent but soon moved on to feeling positive and then simply head-shaking disbelief, such is a day in the life of a Gooner too eager to grasp the latest scrap being thrown my way.
So, here is a list of some of titbits doing the rounds today that have sent me into a mixture of despair, elation and downright confusion.
Though in all fairness it does not take too much to do that these days.
Spurs ready to make a move for Arsenal target Ryan Fraser
Always copying what we do that lot, oh wait.
Arsenal have put in a bid for Thomas Meunier but Man Utd are determined to thwart us
Is he? oh goody, see him at Man Utd then.
Pierre-Emerick Aubamyenag has taken his profile picture down on Instagram, what can that mean?
How the hell would I know, it could be anything and guessing will just lead to constipation, trust me, I am there.
Dortmund respond to Mario Gotze to Arsenal rumours with we have heard rumours from England for years
Yeah, try living over here and you will know what hearing rumours really is like.
Koscielny & Kolasinac could leave Arsenal
We can only hope
Unai Emery wants to sign Alberto Moreno
Bet the fans will love that one
Hazard tells Aubameyang “I gave my life, my legs, my butt, everything,”
No buyout clause for arsenal target Dennis Praet
Now my heart is broken, what will we do?
Apparently, James Rodriguez will not be signing for Arsenal
Neither will Messi, Ronaldo or Neymar, I see a pattern here
Arsenal determined to sign Etienne defender William Saliba
That is the world class signing we all wanted I hear you shout.
There is so much more trust me but I just could not bring myself to punish you all any further, let me put it this way. If I went to a deserted Island for the next two months, get a tan, get drunk and probably get arrested, when I return I could probably write the very same article and still be relevant.