Day One by Wizardly
September 1 2016
“DO NOT OPEN. DEAD INSIDE”. As Sheriff Rick Somebody stared at these words written in blood on a door trying to comprehend what has happened, he realized that the hospital gown he had on was too short for him and soon his short p*nis would become even shorter. So he decided to go to his home and find his pants and ridiculous hat. And that led him to think about where his family had gone.
September 1, 2015
When Arsene Wenger decided not to sign any one during transfer deadline day, little did he know that he had sealed mankind’s fate once and for all. In fact, when you think about it, no one could have anticipated the twitter meltdown which caused the internet to crash all over the world which somehow caused power failure, the stocks to plummet…etc. Long story short a secret government lab in the US can’t contain an accidental exposure to a weaponized virus by one of their staff members, which leads to people calling zombies, walkers just to sound original and all.
Whether Arsene Wenger was right or wrong remains to be seen. But this transfer window has turned the most loyal AKB’s into WOB’s. And maybe, just maybe, Arsene may get some of his fans back after a few consecutive performances (and some Tim Stillman articles). Until then Arsene will stay as the villain.
Going to some other stuff, the transfer mayhem has completely overshadowed some things which shouldn’t have been overlooked like ooooooooooosssspppppppppppiiiiinnnaaa’s birthday or the fact that Bellerin got his first international call up. Too bad prince Poldi isn’t here to bake a cake for David. In fact, he was the most expensive baker in London. A hundred thousand per week I believe it was if I’m not mistaken. Well that’s all from me now.
Until next time @wizardry says goodbye.
ADMIN COMMENT – I had to read it four times before it all clicked into place!. One of the weirdest transfer stories I’ve ever read….