Will Arsenal really have a LAUGHABLE attack this year?

Have you heard about the nickname of the new Arsenal attack Gooners? Well I say the new Arsenal attack but that is a stretch to put it mildly, as only the new striker signed by Arsene Wenger from Lyon this week is definitely going to be part of our attacking line-up.

That has not stopped Metro from reporting the possible nickname like that of the Barcelona attack MSN or the Real Madrid front three of BBC, that the front four of the Gunners might soon have, if only the boss and the Arsenal board can persuade the club’s playmaker and striker to extend their current contracts which are due to end next summer and also complete the transfer of the Algerian attacking star Riyad Mahrez from Leicester City.

That would give us:
Lacazette
Mahrez
Alexis
Ozil

And for those of you not up on social media or text talk that is short for Laugh My Ass Off. Imagine if Arsenal did have these four players attacking the opposition, though, because it would not be funny for their defenders although it would certainly raise a smile with us Arsenal fans.

The chances of all four of these players being in our team is a bit slim though, but if Ozil goes we could always use Oxlade-Chamberlain for the O. How about LAW, with Lacazette, Alexis and Walcott or Welbeck? Maybe WOW with Walcott, Ozil and Welbeck? Or possibly GIRL with Giroud, Iwobi, Ramsey and Lacazette?

I think I would prefer the LMAO though to be honest, wouldn’t you?

Sam P.